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## Mod No.23675577 ViewReplyOriginalReport
/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.



1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.

2. The time with which you are muted for doubles with each transgression.

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No.61153719 ViewReplyOriginalReport
>over 1000 words due tomorrow
I still cant find motivation to do them
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No.61153711 ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>15 year old little sister is dating a 20 year old guy in college

What should I do r9k?
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No.61154760 ViewReplyOriginalReport
post images like this for my wank bank

No.61153077 ViewReplyOriginalReport
Nobody:
Absolutely Nobody:
Not a single soul in the universe:
Feminists: pic related

No.61149575 ViewReplyOriginalReport
christcucks: owned

/pol/: owned
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GOD DAMN NIGGER FUCKING MOUTH HERPES

No.61154870 ViewReplyOriginalReport
>NONE OF YOU FUCKING ANONS TOLD ME AND YET ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS HAVE IT
>HOW MANY NIGGERS HAVE YOU FUCKED AND ALLOWED TO SPREAD THIS DISEASE
>WHY THE FUCK DONT WE STOP MAKE MACKINGS ON EACH OTHER AND ONLY FUCM WITH AT LEAST TWO TARPS AND A CONDOM ON TO STOP THIS BULLSHIT
>YOU LIED TO ME ANON YOU FUCKING WHORE

How to do you keep going?

No.61153669 ViewReplyOriginalReport
I'm sorry for blog posting to the few anons on here that aren't preforming pysops on here, but I just do not get it. I tried to well in school. I did well in sports in highschool, I stayed away from drugs and always tried to be polite but nothing ever changed. I always feel like I'm just chasing after people hope one day they will be my friend. Now I'm almost out of University and things have not changed a bit. It feels like everything that could go wrong goes wrong. It feels like I'm just barely treading with my head above water in classes and life. Everyday its harder for me to someone justify trying. The few family I have is moving away or dying. I feel alone. I always feel alone. A life not tragic enough to be pitied over and far from one worth remembering. I have given up on finding real happiness and do not deserve it. How do you anons cope and try moving forward. I know plenty of you are in the same boat.
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