I'm re-organising my Danberu script folder and came across this again: a 4koma extra that had sensei looking though other "macho" manga. Figured I'd post.
>君の筋, きんにくなんだな, キンガン阿修羅, ???, バーベル何キロ持てる？
>筋人進, マッチョと, マッチョチョマッチョ, キンニク先生, かわいと筋肉
>Your Muscle, What's Muscle, Kingan Asura, xxx, Barbell Nan-Kiro Moteru?
>The Attack Muscle (Attack on Tendon), Macho&!, Machocho Macho, Muscle Sensei, Cute and Muscle
And then how I felt "well, other macho mangas might be funnier in English. I wonder what basic puns I can come up with."
>Kimi no Iru Machi = Kimi no Iru Machismo
>Berserk = Benchwork
>One Piece = One Plate
>Gal Gohan = Bulk Gohan
>Mousou Telepathy = Muscle Telepathy
>Crest of the Stars = Chest of the Stars
>Astro Boy = Astro Bulk
>Fruits Basket = Proteins Basket
>20th Century Boys = 20th Century Bulk
>Black Butler = Bulk Butler
>Sailor Moon = Sailor Muscle
>Maison Ikkoku = Muscle Ikkoku
>Deadman Wonderland = Deadlifts Wonderland
>Ouran High School Lift Club
>Boys Over Flowers = Curls Over Girls
>Ushio and Tora = Clean and Jerk
>Zatch Bell! = Snatch Bell!
>Houkago Teibou Nisshi = Diary of Our Days at the Gym
>Fate/Stay Night = Fit/Stay Natty
And then I re-wrote this OP.
>Yu Yu Hacklifts
Lifting in a crowd,
in a friendless town,
I need to feel the touch of a plate.
In the countryside,
Farmer's Walks far and wide;
the isolation gets me to train.
I don't know how low to gooooo~
When I feel like squatting,
"Oh my!"
It's time to hydrate myself,
do something new,
I want to lift, and pump up a bit.
Then suddenly, my power and machismo both start swelling up,
swolefully erupt!
And it's all because of soreness that I feel,
from muscles I don't even knooooww~~~
Then suddenly, my spine's compression and my kneecaps blow,
and my glutes show,
that most of all I sense gymbros are real,
thanks to protein wherever I gooooooooo
Thank you for spotting me up!
